Live masterclass · Mon Aug 31 · 11:00 AM · 60 min + 30 min Q&A
Trucks. Crew. Yard space. Maybe a loader. In October it all goes quiet and you carry it until spring. Firewood is the product that fills those five months.
Ninety minutes on exactly how. I have never owned a processor or a kiln.
What people get wrong
Everyone in this trade will tell you the hard part is getting wood. It isn't. Wood is the easiest part to get. It's phone calls, not capital. What's scarce is demand and delivery capacity, and the delivery capacity is sitting in your lot right now with your name on the door.
We built $2M+ in firewood sales without ever owning a processor, a kiln or a splitter. We never made a single piece of firewood. We found the wood, built the demand, kept the customer, and paid other businesses to deliver. Those businesses are the ones with trucks. So are you.
Never
owned a processor
Never
owned a kiln
Never
made our own firewood
What you learn
You know how to run a crew and a route. You've never had to do this part, so we cover all six.
Sourcing cold in a market where you have no history. Who to call, what to pay per cord, how to qualify a supplier, and the conversation word for word. No equipment, no yard build-out, no capital.
What a cord is actually worth once delivery, stacking and the drive are inside the number. How to price by radius so a long haul doesn't eat the job, and where the margin actually is.
How firewood demand behaves. It arrives in cold snaps, not evenly. The channels that work on buyer intent, the offer that makes you the obvious call, and how to build the list before November so you're not starting cold next winter.
If you only sell commercially, this is the section that matters most. Homeowners pay the best margin and they buy completely differently. The research play that turns your existing customer list into warm firewood leads, and the outreach that doesn't feel like selling.
Turning interest into paid orders without a salesperson. The store on one page, the core product, and every objection you'll hear answered before it's asked.
Fulfillment that doesn't wreck your week or your reviews. Firewood is consumable. Delivery windows, the ETA text, what to do when a customer isn't home, and the reorder loop that turns one delivery into four.
The 90 minutes
No breakout rooms, no worksheets read aloud. I teach the system, then I stay on for a full half hour and answer whatever you bring.
What you walk out with
Script
What to ask, what to pay, and how to tell a real supplier from a guy with a truck.
Worksheet
Cord cost, delivery radius, stacking time. Fill it in and you have your price list.
Form
Turns your existing customer list into warm firewood leads without anyone feeling sold.
Scripts
One for customers you already serve, one for everyone else. 20 texts a day for 14 days.
Tracker
Four boxes. Check them off and the guarantee is live.
Who it's for
Tree services
Nurseries
Landscaping
Power washing
Junk removal
The guarantee
Not a support ticket, not a form. Build the form, get your 100 responses, send the follow-ups, 20 texts a day. Track it. If you do all four and you have not landed a new client 14 days after the class, I write the check myself, in my own handwriting.
Registration
Taught live on Monday the 31st. The price goes to $97 on the 30th.
The Firewood Revenue Growth Engine
One time. Not a subscription.

Hunter Guerin · Richmond, Virginia
Who's teaching
Founder, LLAMAWOOD
I've never made a piece of firewood in my life. No processor, no kiln, no splitter. What I did was find the wood, build the demand and keep the customer. Zero to $500,000 in total sales in 18 months, and over $2M sold since. Over 4,000 deliveries, none of them mine. Every one was run by a local business that already had trucks, a crew and a slow winter. That's why I think most of you are one phone call away from a season you currently write off.
The people who deliver for us don't have to join LLAMAWOOD to use any of this. The principles work the same on your own truck, in your own market, under your own name.
Questions
That's who this is built for. The business that delivered our first orders was a nursery that had never sold a cord and had no supplier. People already in firewood are not the ones with the advantage here. You are, because you already own the trucks and the crew and they sit idle exactly when firewood sells.
Somebody else's log pile. Sourcing is a set of phone calls, not a capital investment, and the first block of the class is how to make them: what to ask, what to pay, and how to tell a real supplier from a guy with a truck.
No. That equipment is exactly why most people conclude firewood isn't worth it. We've never owned any of it. You buy wood that's already split and seasoned and resell it with delivery, which is an operation you already run every day with mulch, soil, gravel or debris.
Then you're further ahead than most people in the room. Right now that pile is a disposal cost. The class is about the demand side, which turns that pile into a product with a price on it.
Yes, and that's a full section. Residential works differently: different offer, different channels, different follow-up. It's also the highest-margin firewood customer there is. You'll leave with the exact way we get them to raise their hand.
It runs when your main business doesn't. Firewood peaks in the months your schedule empties out, using the trucks and the people you're already paying for.
Come live if you can. The thirty minutes of questions is the part you can't get from a recording. If you register and something comes up, email me and we'll sort you out.
$47 today, $97 on August 30. One time, not a subscription. The price changes on the date, not when I feel like it.
Monday, August 31 at 11:00 AM. Ninety minutes, the whole system, and a fourteen-day sprint you start that afternoon.
Built / Practical / Forerunner
$47 → $97 Aug 30
Mon Aug 31 · 11:00 AM